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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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