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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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