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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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