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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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