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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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