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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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