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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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