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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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