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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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