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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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