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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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