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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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