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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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