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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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