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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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