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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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