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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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