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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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