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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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