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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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