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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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