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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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