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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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