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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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