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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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