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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Thor
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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