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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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