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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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