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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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