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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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