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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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