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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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