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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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