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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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