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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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