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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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