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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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