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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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