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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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