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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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