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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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