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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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