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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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