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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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