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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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