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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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