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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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