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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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