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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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