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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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