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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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