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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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