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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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