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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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