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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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