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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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