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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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