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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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