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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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