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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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