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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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