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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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