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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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