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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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