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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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