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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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