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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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