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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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