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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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